We know you are all freaking out about the most overrated “holiday” of the year. New Years Eve… a chance for debauchery and renewed vows all within a 12 hour period. Well if you are female and above average on the hottie rating, and have no plans yet for the evening… I just found them for you. What better way to bring in the new year than to Shake it for Shockey. Yes, per this craigslist post, all you have to do is submit a head and body shot, and if you are selected then you get to party it up with open bar in Manhattan. Unfortunately he won’t be out there grinding on you after suffering a fractured fibula in the New Jersey Giant’s first possession of the 2nd half in a loss to the Washington Redskins.
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Holiday season is in full swing… whether you are in the midst of a week-long high-stakes dreidel spin for Hanukkah, eagerly anticipating the commercially manufactured spirit of Kwanzaa (or are there 4 a’s at the end?) or waiting for the granddaddy of them all, the Rose Bowl Christmas, holiday parties are what’s hot. Company holiday parties are your chance to flirt with the cute underage intern or to show off your trophy wife… unless of course your company goes by the name of Manchester United Football Club. These guys have it figured out… each throws in £4000 (over $8000 at this point), no cell phones allowed, and no wives or girlfriends. Even better, they have hired a “hottie-selector” to go out in search of the shortest skirts in the city. Holiday party in the conference room with free wine coolers doesn’t sound that great anymore, does it?
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