24
Dec
2007
New England Fans Are Dumb
If you’ve been reading my posts for a while now, you know that I have come to the following conclusions about New England (more specifically, Boston) fans:
- They whine more than a thirteen year old girl who got second place in a pageant
- They have the most annoying accent, ever
- They have the most fair-weather fans I’ve ever seen; more than Philly
Well, add another bullet to that list. They also have some of the dumbest fans.
As stunned bystanders watched, a Patriots fan on his way into Gillette Stadium for Sunday’s game lept off an overpass and fell 17 feet onto the pavement below. “He thought he was going to land in a snow bank,” said one witness to the incident.
“All of a sudden he jumped. He was screaming on the way down, then he was silent,” said another witness. The man bounced off the pavement below.
“He definitely had something to drink. I think he had a great deal to drink,” said a man who witnessed the incident.
What a moron. On a different note, Boston writers lack basic grammar skills needed to write. There is no such word as “lept”, as written above by TheBostonChannel.com. It’s l-e-a-p-t. Add “Suck at English” to the list of things I hate about New England fans.