17
Dec
2007
Solution to College Football Coaches Problem
I have a simple solution to this ridiculous problem that the NCAA is facing with college football coaches showing as much loyalty to their contracts as Tony Parker shows to Eva Longoria. There is no need for college coaches to be signing these ludicrous 8 year extensions and then flirting it up with a different school the very next year, or in Les Miles’ case, the very next week. (Yes I know that he said he was helping his alma mater find a new coach but I’m not buying it because God gifted me with more intelligence than a raccoon. There is no reason a top 5 program coach needs to help a school like Michigan search for a new coach).
It is absolutely unfair that college athletes are expected to basically sign their commitments in blood while coaches can do whatever they want. A college football coach contract means absolutely NOTHING. Frank Beamer can sign a 137 year extension for all intensive purposes and it means absolutely nothing. To the contrary, if a college football player wants to transfer, he is placed ineligible for the next season. You tell me how that’s fair. I challenge anyone to convince me how that is fair. A five star recruit can commit to a university based on promises a coach made, and then that coach decides to leave the next year and the player is forced to stay or face ineligibility? From my understanding, that’s like someone selling you a brand new Mercedes and then you drive it off the lot and the engine dies. Well, you did sign the contract and you did test drive it so I guess it’s your fault, deal with it… right? Bull. (For you geeks out there, please save the legal mumbo jumbo about how you can sue the car dealership yada yada because it was just a quick example… relax, and put down your Law book). Here’s how you fix the problem in college football:
Option 1: Include opt-out clauses; which means you also include periods of time where a coach is not allowed to opt out. For example, LSU signs Les Miles to a 7 year deal of which the first four years, he is not allowed to talk to other universities, period. No variations or if-then scenarios. He’s not allowed to talk to other universities and that’s final. Year five comes along and he has the option to opt out of his contract like a free agent and pursue whatever college he wants to. He can also sign a new extension, with a new set of required years and opt out years included. If he absolutely cannot stand to coach another minute at LSU and he’s still in his third year of the deal, tough. He can resign his position, but by NCAA rules, he is ineligible to coach anywhere else until the opt out year comes along.
Option 2: The original idea for this one was that if a coach wants to go to a different school while still under contract, he becomes ineligible for one year like a college player would. However, that option is flawed because job vacancies don’t wait for years at a time. Instead, if a coach is under contract and wants to go somewhere else, his new school of choice is ineligible for a bowl game for one year. Simple as that. So for example, Michigan would be ineligible for a bowl game in 2008.
Option 3: Make the buyout more than just $2 or $3 million dollars. That is chump change for coaches, especially when they’re going to be compensated by the new school of their choice. You think Rodriguez didn’t mention to Michigan, “Hey you do realize that if opt out of WVU, I’ll have to pay this amount in buyout fees so how about we go ahead and work that into my contract.” If you don’t want to go with the route of having required time contracts or the ineligible bowl scenario, then make the buyout so hefty that coaches think twice about leaving. Okay Rodriguez, you want to go to Michigan? $8 million bucks big boy. If you’re going to let your head coach go, make his ass pay up at least.
I’m sure there are people out there much smarter than I, who will come up with much better ideas than I have. But the point of me throwing out a few of my suggestions was to show you that there ARE ways to fix this problem. It just has to be made a priority. However, silly of me to think that college football will try and fix something that is clearly flawed, even when dozens of feasible suggestions are thrown around. Last I checked, the BCS system is still in place. This is college football for you.
So I wonder who will ditch their school next to jump at the WVU head coaching position

