17
Dec
2007
Ladies… New Years Plans?
We know you are all freaking out about the most overrated “holiday” of the year. New Years Eve… a chance for debauchery and renewed vows all within a 12 hour period. Well if you are female and above average on the hottie rating, and have no plans yet for the evening… I just found them for you. What better way to bring in the new year than to Shake it for Shockey. Yes, per this craigslist post, all you have to do is submit a head and body shot, and if you are selected then you get to party it up with open bar in Manhattan. Unfortunately he won’t be out there grinding on you after suffering a fractured fibula in the New Jersey Giant’s first possession of the 2nd half in a loss to the Washington Redskins.
